What is in the liquor?
It has nothing to look for
but the exact opposite
for which is gone for;
it leaves some kick no doubt
but not even yummy
gives a kicking inside the tummy,
and of course some of that
in the offing from the wify
that too on the hind
sounding yappy.

Come morning she is happy
to give the scolding
that leave you more craggy.

Should have been to the movies!!!